Here It Is

Back when I posted a report about my first day as a substitute teacher, I mentioned that a student presented a somewhat scandalous drawing to me as a gift. It's only scandalous insofar as it was made by a 4th grader. It is my hope that this is a picture of some kind of pop queen or fashion model and not what it appears to be...which, quite frankly, is a prostitute.

Whatever the young artist intended it to be, this drawing is clear evidence that adult sexuality has now pervaded the consciousness of children. That all being said, I think it's hilarious that a little girl was drawing this in class and thought, "You know, I bet Mr. Scott would appreciate this." Without further ado, here is a scanned image of the drawing (I apologize that it's a bit faint):

I wonder if I could get fired for accepting a picture like this from a 9 to 10 year-old girl.