The Skullet

"It's Nature's mullet."

I said this on Thursday evening at my Ph.D. program's Spring Soiree. Elizabeth and I were still laughing about it the next day. If you're unfamiliar with this follicle phenomenon, there is a prime example of one to the left. For a more popular example, picture Hulk Hogan without his bandana.

Party in the back. Vacancy in the front.